| An 80 year old man was arrested for shop lifting. When he went before the judge, the judge asked him,
"What did you steal?"
He replied: "a can of peaches."
The judge asked him why he had stolen them and he replied that he was hungry.
The judge then asked him how many peaches were in the can.?
He replied "6".
The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment the man's wife spoke up and asked the judge if she could say something.
He said, "What is it?"
The wife said "He also stole a can of peas."
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# posted by roodbont @ 5:24 PM
