Sunday, March 05, 2006
another canadian joke thanks to A Willems.
A dental story
A man goes to the dental surgeon to have a tooth pulled. The dentist pulls out a freezing needle to give the man. "No way! No needles! I hate needles!" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man again objects. "I can't do the gas thing - the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating to me!"
The dentist then asks if the man has any objection to taking a pill.
"No,"- the patient says, -"I am fine with pills". The dentist then returns and says, "Here is a Viagra tablet."
The patient says, "Wow - I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain pill!"
"It doesn't,"- said the dentist -"but it will give you
something to hold onto when I pull out your tooth!"